Pat and Mick were being shaved by the barber in the barber shop. The barber started to put aftershave on Pat's face.
"Don't put that stinkin' stuff on me!" exclaimed Pat. "My wife will think I smell like a brothel!"
Then it was Mick's turn. "You can put as much aftershave on me as you like. My wife doesn't know what a brothel smells like!